So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I enjoy the company of your penis
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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