I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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