no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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