Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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