This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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