just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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