I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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