The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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