I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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