Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
