do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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