I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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