Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just high enough for therapy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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