Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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