I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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