So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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