no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You took a bar mat shot.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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