Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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