pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do plants get herpes?
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