Sry I called you an 8
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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