I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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