well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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