Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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