she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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