You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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