so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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