you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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