i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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