Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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