D3 body, D1 cock
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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