8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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