So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hippo gnu deer
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
