The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Randomize
