found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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