Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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