don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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