I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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