Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
