Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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