Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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