We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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