Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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