who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Can I color on your dick again?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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