at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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