I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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