yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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