Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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