I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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