I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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