Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My cat gives me a boner
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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