It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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