The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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