I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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