Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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