i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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