Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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